Monday, October 15

Funny Quotes

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. - Unknown

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions. - Senator Patrick Leahy

Why be a man when you can be a success? - Bertolt Brecht

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can. - Cullen Hightower

12 comments:

Apples said...

What the heck is that supposed to mean? Move a body?!o.O Got something to day Mo?

Unnatural Child #1 said...

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Roo said...

Um... Well, actually, I was hoping you guys could help me... You see, I kind of had a fight with Nathan and well...

JK, BTW (to sound like Lexi)

Kenz said...

ha. hahahahaha...
who's nathan?
not little nathan from science class!

Roo said...

that's the one.

Kenz said...

okay...so what's the trouble here? i think i'm lost lol

Unnatural Child #1 said...

What sort of fight did you have with little Nathan from science class?

Roo said...

It involved exacto knives and microscopes.

Unnatural Child #1 said...

Please tell me no one was wounded too greviously.

Apples said...

so mo, the body is decomposing in your locker and you need us to help you move it?

Anonymous said...

yes, to put it bluntly.

Apples said...

so... where are we putting nathan's body? in the snow so that when the snow melts on tuesday everyone can see his preserved body in the courtyard?