Funny Quotes From Today

"Why didn't you run?" "My ankle hurts, I dropped the bat on it." ~ Ben and Matt in PE

"This is little ******, and this is little *****." "Why are they little?" "Because they're my fingers." ~ Olivia and me

"Look! A stoned donkey!" ~ Hannah

"I wonder what Moriah-**** babies would look like." ~ Olivia

"He's worth waiting for." ~ Ashley talking about her boyfriend while waiting for her phone to load his picture; he's actually a rabbit.

"I finally made cookies with all the right ingredients!" ~ Caroline

Adelaide's Lament

It says here:

The average unmarried female

Basically insecure

Due to some long frustration may react

With psychosomatic symptoms

Difficult to endure

Affecting the upper resperatory tract.

In other words, just from waiting around for that plain little band of gold

A person can develop a cold.

You can spray her wherever you figure there's streptococci lurk

You can give her a shot for whatever's she's got, but it just won't work

If she's tired of getting the fish eye from the hotel clerk

A person can develop a cold.

It says here:

The female remaining single

Just in the legal sense

Shows a neurotic tendancy, see note:

Chronic organic symptoms

Toxic or hypertense

Involving the eye, the ear, the nose, and throat.

In other words, just from worrying if the wedding is on or off

A person can develop a cough.

You can feed her all day with the vitamin A and the bromofizz

But the medicine never gets anywhere near where the trouble is.

If she's getting a kind of name for herself, and the name ain't his

A person can develop a cough.

And furthur more, just from stalling, and stalling,

And stalling the wedding trip

A person can develop la grippe.

When they get on that train to Niagara

And she can hear church bells chime

The compartment is air conditioned

And the mood sublime

Then they get off at Saratoga for the fourteenth time!

A person can develop la grippe,

La grippe.

La post nasal drip.

With the wheezes

And the sneezes

And a sinus that's really a pip!

From a lack of community property And a feeling she's getting to old

A person can develop a bad, bad cold!

Oh my.

I am in serious need of therapy. Or a visit to a foreign country would work too.

Musicals I Want To See Right Now

-Little Shop of Horrors
-The Sound of Music
-The Prince of Egypt (Does this one count as a musical?)
-Mary Poppins (Same as above)
-My Fair Lady
-Into the Woods
-Wicked

At World's End

I just saw Pirates 3; it was entertaining. The first was the best, but the third entertained me. It wasn't as clever, but it was interesting. What did you think?

Elitches

Elitches was fun, we got gold, didn't deserve it, it was disorganized, we had fun, we got wet, I'm exhausted.

Something to Ponder...

Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?

Some funny quotes...

"I am manliness, hear me *voice cracks* roar! ~McKenzie

"Es muy floopy hoy." ~Shawn, talking about his hair

"Just because I say you're illegal doesn't mean you are!" ~ McKenzie

"We're gonna egg and flour her car!" ~ Olivia

"That's enough dramatic buildup, Hannah." ~ Hannah writing the voice of McKenzie in a story we were writing in Geo.

"What's a song that makes you laugh?" "Agony!" ~ Me and Katie, she was referring to the Into the Woods song.

You know you go to P2P when...

The peer pressure is academic, and AP classes give you way more bragging rights than anything social.

The statement "Chopin was like 19th century emo!" causes a ridiculous amount of laughter.

You have to walk to the other side of the school to go to the bathroom.

One of your spirit days is dressing up as one of you administrators.

All your friends walk around with rubix cubes and can solve them in less than 5 minutes.

At lunch you regularly and passionately discuss religion and politics to the point where you're almost yelling at people.

you comment that you're glad that Ms. Armbrust's Cool Whip contains milk derivatives instead of milk integrals.... AND EVERYONE LAUGHS.


That's it for a while... hope you enjoyed!

You know you go to P2P when...

Half your teachers are pregnant.

The baseball field still isnt built, after 5 years of moving dirt around on it.

The synthetic field has football lines, yet you dont have a football team.

if you don't get assigned homework, you don't know what to do because homework is such a vital part of your lifestyle.

Kids in chamber choir (dorks already) are discussing, on the verge of argument, when they each learned the subjunctive tense in their foreign languages, and when kids in history class play rock-paper-scissors over who gets to compile the unit terms.

Juniors who took English IV three years ago are STILL arguing over who the protagonist is in "A Raisin in the Sun" - yelling "Walter!" and "Mama!" across the hall actually makes sense and sparks debate.

You know you go to P2P when...

You spend an entire block period of study hall analyzing the difference between nerds, geeks, and dorks.

you laugh at jokes about math or english terms, and the fact that they are not even in the least bit funny but their incredible nerdiness makes you laugh even harder.

There aren't enough trohpies to fill up the trophy case, so they put their clothes in it instead.

You hear "GET TO CLASS" yelled as soon as the first bell rings.

A teacher doesnt assign homework and you wonder if something catastrophic happened.

You have "indoor fire drills."

Your idea of a fun lab is melting ice.

You know you go to P2P when...

When people play on their calculators and write programs for them for fun.

The cafeteria is also the theater, and the tables turn into theater seats.

You're just on the regular Honor Roll and you still feel very bad about yourself.

Character traits are posted in your classrooms.

You remember the time they tried to play music during lunch to make us a cooler school.

Gossip spreads as if the whole school were in a single hallway...oh, wait...

You can make jokes about tangents and derivatives and a) not get slapped and b) still have friends.

You live on the wild side by ditching access class.

It's perfectly normal to take more than three AP classes a year.

You can't buy food with cash

You take pre-calc and there are sixth graders in your class.

Pi day is pretty much a school holiday.

You know you go to P2P when...

The students have been there longer than most the teachers.

The teacher drop out rate is higher than the student drop out rate.

Your Homecoming game was a soccer match.

Your cheerleaders won state for being smart.

Instead of the regular football star and cheerleader, the Homecoming royalty consists of choir geeks.

You look up in the cafeteria and wonder if they didnt have enough money to buy the other squares or if its "art."

You know you go to P2P when...

You are sad beacuse over half ur class made deans list and you made high honor roll.

When having a "c" is like failing and having a "d" is actually failing.

When the clocks stop working for a long period of time and never come back.

When you know all about your teachers social lives.

When you're excited that they are getting new clickers.

When people complain about elective courses bringing down their GPA.

When you take hardcore written tests in PE.

When you need your planner to go to the bathroom.

When you see the respect wall and think its normal.

Accents

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The West   Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
The Midland
Boston
North Central
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
The Northeast
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

I Love Tchaicovsky

I love Tchaicovsky! His music is so melodic and amazing! The slow melodies are haunting and the fast ones are so energetic I can jump around my room with excitement while listening to them! I love Tchaicovsky!

Nerdy

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Musician   Doo doo de doo waaaa doo de doo! (<-- That's you playing something.) Everyone appreciates the band/orchestra geeks and the pretty voices. Whether you sing in the choir, participate in a school/local band, or sit at home writing music, you contribute a joy to society that everyone can agree on. Yay! Welcome to actually doing something for poor, pathetic human souls. (Just kidding.)
Literature Nerd
Drama Nerd
Social Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Anime Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type? Quizzes for MySpace

Even More Quotes About Love

"True love is the only heart disease that is best left to run on".
"To love and be loved, is to feel the Sun from both sides".
"It is never too late to fall in love."
“One man by himself is nothing. Two people who belong together make a world."
"Love feels no burden, regards not labors, strives toward more than it attains, argues not of impossibility, since it believes that it may and can do all things. Therefore it avails for all things, and fulfils and accomplishes much where one not a lover falls and lies helpless".
"Reason and love are sworn enemies."
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."
"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

More Quotes About Love

“Love can make you do things that you never thought possible!"
"The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death."
"The course of true love never did run smooth".
"Love is just an abbreviation for everything we have ever wanted to say about that one person who truly means something to us, all wrapped up in a tiny four-letter box".
“True love in this differs from gold and clay, that to divide is not to take away. Love is like understanding that grows bright, gazing on many truths...”
"I never knew dawn could break with peace so deep and hope so wide, till that first morning when I awoke, and you lay sleeping by my side."
"Love is when the man of your dreams becomes a reality and sleep stops being a priority."
"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. . . . It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more.”

We All Live in A Yellow Submarine

Well, we do!

Peachy

Peachy! I feel peachy!

Good Morning Starshine by Oliver

Yes, Oliver, hahaha. That's not the reason I posted this; I love this song! It was in the Dish, which is an amazing movie.

"Either that or Janine's trying to park."

Dentist!

I love this song and musical!

Sick

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I have a really bad cough. A pox on all sickness!

Cuatro de Mayo!

Today in Spanish class was very fun. Rachel, Shawn and DJ made a mariachi band (Rachel on yukelele, DJ on accordion and Shawn on maraccas) and sang a song about el Cuarto de Mayo for Senor. It was amazingly intense.

The Beatles

I love the Beatles! My favorite songs are:
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
She Loves You
Yellow Submarine
O Bla Di O Bla Da
Help
Penny Lane
Let It Be

What about you? The comment button is located right below this post.

Quotes About Love

"No one is perfect until you fall in love with them."
“Once I cried and a teardrop fell into the ocean. The day I find that teardrop will be the day I stop loving you.”
“A heart that loves is always young.”
"No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread."
"To live is like love, all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it."
"In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others."
“Love isn’t love without a violin-playing goat.”
“Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end."
“Other men said they have seen angels, but I have seen thee, and thou art enough."

Me With Bangs!

Here's a picture of me with my side bangs. I know it's been a while, but whatever. As for the braces, they come off in 10 days!!! Yay!

Teardrops on My Guitar

This is exactly how I feel. It's totally me. Except for the guitar part. But everything else is so much the same that it could have been written about me.

She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love,
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause...

Because he deserves so much.

Sorry

Sorry for my emo-ish-ness in the last post. I was having a very bad day, but I'm over it now. Thanks for your sympathies!