Lol! My Name's Definition

1. A Transexual Singer for the Pop Rap group G-Unit. Poor Voice and garbage subject matter, Wouldn't reccomend any of his/her music.

2. A terrible singer and dancer of one of the worst groups to walk the face of this earth. Was better off with her old single bizounce.

3. A beautiful wonderful hearted girl.
Wonderful to talk to . Always there for someone, great person. Absolutely FUN.

4. young psychotic female, controlling, bossy, out for the worst, you want to forget about her but you can't. She is the type of person that needs to grow up by herself and learn to depend on herself, so that ......she can mature.

Ack! Here's my Mom's (and Thomas')

Carol

1. a sophisticated middle-aged woman with a knack for communicating with woodland creatures

2. A poster child for those unfortunately stricken blind in science-class accidents, Carol didn't wear her safety glasses. Now she doesn't need them.

3. A Large Product Of Gay Circle Fun When In Need Of Much Satisfaction In The Night

Ahha hahaha ahahaha! Wow...she gets around.

Omg, and i just looked up AJ's, and Kenz must have done it on a different site because this one was R rated.

Thomas

a male who is exceptionally good in bed

OMG! HAHA!

I just looked up my name on Urban Dictionary, and here's what came up, no joke!

Kelsey

THE finest female ever.?But on the real is the coolest, flyest, sexiest, prettiest girl the world has ever seen.?one tends to have a shortage of breathe when around such a stunning figure.
She is so amazing she can get what ever she wants, and is an amazing kisser. She is a great friend, who will do anything for those she loves.
When a Kelsey is in love with you, you will definitely know it.
Always tell her you love her if you do, and let her know when you think she looks especially gorgeous. Never let a Kelsey go.

The Meaning of AJ

The definition of your name:

(be prepared)



A word used to describe a greedy Jew, who overfills his schedule every weekend, and does pointless activities, for no apparent reason.



Haha. I just thought that was...interesting

IL Divo ISABEL

This is a barbershop quartet of sorts that I thought was really cool... They're classical singers, definitely not pop. Though I think they have sung pop songs. The video's really random, but yeah.

Interesting Smells

1. Sawdust
2. Hannah's house
3. Astroturf
4. New shoes
5. Untouched books
6. Campfirey clothes

That was Interesting...

Kenz and I just ran into, had an...interesting experience. We stopped at that obscure little bonsai stand next to Flatirons Church (does that not just crack you up??? This tiny sign standing up with "Bonsai" written on it and absolutely no customers around...i mean, who opens a BONSAI stand?)

Anyway, the guy was Vietmenise i think, and he just cracked me up. Kenz and I were picking out a bonsai for ******, and the following was the jist of our conversation with the man.

"Oh, you buy for boyfriend?"
"Oh no, no. Just a friend."
"A boyfriend!"
"No, no. A friend."
"You both boyfriend!"
"No...a friend...who is a boy..."
"Ah ha ha! Boyfriend!"
"Boyfriend?"
"Ah ha ha!"

Then he went on this fast little monologue about our "boyfriend" (whom we apparently share) and somehow ended up at "fishy fishy! fishy fishy!"

Omg, it was...so funny.

Uninspired

Ugh. That seems do be the word of day for me for everday for the past few weeks. Lately, I've just been, for lack of a better word, uninspired by life. It just seems so... predictable. It's times like these when I wish I was done w/ school. AHH! And that I was less high-strung... I feel so annoyingly high maintenence sometimes. I wish I were just mellow and easy going. Then I'd always be happy. I feel bad for those people that aren't ever happy. Like Maithreyi. She's just so ambitious. Me, I just always need to be entertained. I'm just needy...

Crazy 3-Year-Old on Xylophone

This little girl is insane... watch!

*sigh*

The state of things


All the blogs: are in serious need of updating. It makes me sad to see them so unused. :(

Grant: refuses to play badminton with me. What a lameface.

Sam: is working tonight. Again. His coworker, Daniella, is a total slacker.

The weather: is dreary and unpleasant. Bleh.



Well I really guess that wasn't very eventful. Then again, neither was today. Uuuursplsh

A Story I Heard At Church Today

There was this guy who worked with baggage at an airport. He was unloading a dog carrier when he realized that the Golden Retriever inside was dead. He was very worried about the family's reaction when they found out that thier dog had died in the flight. He happened to have a friend searching for a home for his almost identical golden retriever. The guy called his friend and they switched the dogs. When the family got thier dog, though, something was wrong. The little children started screaming and the parents were very disturbed. They had been bringing thier dog home for its funeral.

Oh. My. Freaking. Goggles.

Wow. Wow wow wow wow wow. I went to see Into the Woods at Boulder High tonight, and their show was ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. Seriously, it was professional quality. Every single kid on that stage had a great voice, could carry a tune, and could act. The facility was incredible, the set was gorgeous, the lights and sound had a crew of about 20 people, and overall it was just ASTOUNDING. Can you tell I'm impressed? They sure put us to shame! It was almost enough to convince me to go to Boulder High. Almost.

Now of course, being the critical person that I am, there were two things that bothered me: First off, they cut "No one is alone" in half - and it's my favorite song in the show! So that was a disappointment. Second: after the curtain call, the director came on stage and gave a 15 minute speech during which she thanked everyone from her parents to the vocal directors to the guy who mows her front lawn. Okay, that's an exaggeration. But it still got annoying after awhile. I guess it wasn't technically part of the show though, so it doesn't really count.

Wow. I wish P2P had money for this kind of thing. It was so good!!!

Kiss the Girl

This song has been randomly stuck in my head for no reason.

Watching this video, I feel like "Kiss her already!" and get disappointed all over again when they don't.

An idea

So, for all you drama people out there, I was thinking, why don't we try to do YAGM Charlie Brown over the summer? I mean, it's a small cast, costumes would prolly be pretty easy to come up with, and there's not much by way of a complicated set - It could be pretty low budget. And it's a great show! What do you all think?

Oh yeah. The dance last night.

The dance last night was pretty cool. Yeah...

I hung out with Megan, who is a major performer and isn't sure about her romantical life, Becky, who is really sweet and likes this guy named Steven and he likes her too except it's really wierd, Matt, who likes Becky and talks a lot, Nick, who likes Megan and is also a major performer, Tyler, who is a huge nerd but was really nice that night, Steven, Tyler's older brother who never says anything, Eric, who was shy because it was his first dance, this other guy whose name I don't remember and sometimes Brooke, who is very nice and an athlete.

Slow dances...
I danced with Matt three times. Two of those were spent figuring out how to get Eric to dance with girls.
I danced with Tyler twice. We talked about college and stuff. And how funny it was to see Steven and Becky dancing together.'
I danced with Eric once. That was very awkward.
Me: So how are you?
Eric: Good.
Me: How's school?
Eric: Good.
Me: Are you doing anything interesting in school?
Eric: No.
And so on.
I danced with Nick once. That was cool.
I danced with a guy named Keller. I had never met him before. That was cool.
I danced with this guy who was HUGE! I swear, he was a bodybuilder. And his name was Lyle. That was wierd.

Other dances:
There was the usual jumping up and down and screaming the lyrics along for Since You've Been Gone and Everytime We Touch. Cotton Eyed Joe was the guy's chance to make up dances to impress the girls. There was that one dance where they tell you what to do... And they played Thriller, too. Wow. And we also did this one thing where the guys line up one one side and the girls are on the other and they get together and dance down the line. That was fun. They played some swing dance songs, too, and Nick taught me some swing dancing moves.

Dances are fun.

Oh. My. Gershwin.

IT'S WARM OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen Stefani - Wind it up

Guys, thought you might get a kick out of this. It's the the Gwen Stefani remix of the Lonely Goatherd... It's... interesting.

Things That Annoy Me

1. When it snows in April
2. When it's cold
3. When drips from roofs land on your head
4. When I don't have a hair-tie
5. The back stand of 2nd violins
6. When I mess up a note, and I know it, and someone feels the need to say "That's supposed to be an Eb." And I say "I know." And then they say, "Well why didn't you play it that way?" I'm trying to, okay!
7. Trying to pick couches for the family room
8. Victorian furniture
9. How we don't color anymore in school
10. The lack of free sheet music online
11. Having to charge batteries
12. People with terrible grammar
13. Climate surveys
14. When my hair gets really tangled
15. When I can't tell if I'm really hungry or really full
16. Chapped lips
17. When all the books fall down on the shelf
18. When my wrist hurts and the only way to make it feel better is to bruise it
19. The color burgundy
20. Birds

Check this Out

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JW4LLwkgmqA


I suggest you all check out this video, it's worth the time and effort. Wow. This is a reminder of how we should always take things in context. Oprah is so wrong here. And I also love how she thinks this is her idea. It's called a UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST church, hon. We were talking about this at church this week, in fact. How there's room at my table for "your god." There is only one God. And He is a jealous God. Not jealous of pathetic little YOU, though, my famous money-making friend. For there is NOTHING you have God could possibly want. He is jealous ABOUT you, meaning He doesn't want to share you with some worthless idol and let something bring you pain. What she did with the Bible is like what I do whenever Tom is talking- walk in at the wrong time and hear something that makes no sense whatsoever. Now if she knew what her pastor meant when he said that, she probably wouldn't have thought it was weird for Tom to try to turn someone on by blowing in their ear, or by commenting that ladies have larger pelvises.

Did that make sense?

Death

This is really weird, but I think today is the first day I've actually known a person who died relatively well... It's pretty depressing. This dad and two of his sons go to my kong fu class, and they were in a car crash this weekend. The dad died on Monday and his wife is critically injured. And they have 4 children, and though they weren't injured, still. Their dad died. It's almost worst that I saw him healthy and very much alive on Friday, just last week.

The really sad thing is that they just got out for Spring Break this week, and they were on their way to Disneyland to celebrate the dad's 40th b-day. Can you imagine dieing in your 30's? And the dad was a special needs teacher.

It's stuff like this that especially makes me stay strong in my belief that there isn't a God. What kind of "loving, merciful God" leaves a young widow and four children, ranging from ages 7-14, to fend for themselves? Can you imagine waking up everyday and knowing that you'll never see a person you love ever again?

Can anyone explain how it is fair that God lets a good, loving father die while millions of worse people go on and live their happy little lives? I mean really explain, without using the excuse "God has his reasons." Because there are no reasons... Not for this.

SOM updates

Ms. West: Is a bucket full of nerves. I've noticed she calls everyone "honey," or "sweetie" when she's stressed.

Lonely Goatherd: Actually sounded reasonably decent today! Yay!

My lines: Memorized at last! Now I'm going to spend all night learning the nun harmonies!

Our costumes: Are...hopefully going to come together by the time we perform. My party dress tore today on the set...I hope Ms. Yvonne can fix it! >.<

The party scene: Ack!!! I missed the whole first section during costuming! Not good! We need stage cameras in the dressing rooms to see what's going on on stage. Or maybe I just need to look at my watch more.

Our band: Was...completely missing today, I think. That made singing fun...

Sixteen Going on Seventeen: Ug. David missed my mouth completely and kissed my nose instead - I cracked up SO BAD. Well, if we're going to die, at least we'll be doing it dramatically on stage in front of 300 people.

The rest of my life: Is nonexistent, and will be for the next two weeks. Oh well.

Hilarious!!!

Guys, check out this link. It's hilarious!

http://www.dothetest.co.uk/

Ma! He's Makin' Eyes At Me!

This little girl is amazing!