I am mad at Mr. Lehr. What kind of math teacher assigns an essay? Ugh. Well, being the dork that I am, I decided to get back at Mr. Lehr by inflicting upon him something horrid: I am using big words on my essay. He's horrible at English. Haha. Here's my favorite excerpt:
Well, I suppose part of getting the A is understanding the material. So let’s say that this year I would really like to finally indisputably understand a truly enigmatical and puzzling concept that has baffled and bemused me since it originally entered into my consciousness: sine, cosine and tangent. Honestly, every year my teachers endeavor relentlessly to drill this “truth of mathematics” into my brain, sometimes lucratively, but the end consequence has always been thus: what with all the other ineffectual nonsensical lampoonery crammed into my thoughts by subsistence, this “truth” indeed has never manifested itself unto me in all its logical grandeur.
Total Words: 100
Total Syllables: 182
Total Sentences: 3
Estimaded Readability Level as indicated by that one graph in our Writer's Handbook: College.
Down you go, Mr. Lehr.
4 years ago
3 comments:
UC- I LOVE IT!!! That's hilarious and mr. lehr is totally screwed. haha
UC2 I mean, of course. sorry bout that folks
Definately the best way of getting back at your math teacher. I had to read it twice to understand it - and you know what an afficionado I am for big words. You're a genius, PC.
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