Wednesday, October 24

Anorexia

It has come to my attention that there are those who think I am anorexic. Let me say it once for all read: I am not anorexic. I know, that won't do it for some of you, so here are your contentions and my rebuttals:

1. We never see you eat much at lunch.
That's because you missed me stuffing my face during 3rd period. I get hungry then.

2. You don't eat often enough.
Here's my philosophy: Eat when you're hungry, don't eat when you're not hungry. I don't really get hungry when people are supposed to eat. I get hungry during 3rd period, after school and late at night. So I eat then.

3. You don't get protien.
I put protein powder in shakes, and man, that stuff is loaded! I also pile on the peanut butter with my sandwiches. And I just ate a half cup of peanut butter.

4. You give away your food.
Well, if I'm not going to eat it, someone might as well.

11 comments:

Unnatural Child #1 said...

If you would like to continue the argument here, you're welcome to. I've got several other contentions, and anyway, I don't buy some of your rebuttals. I'm worried about you, Moriah.

Kenz said...

I'm not...what do you have third period? I get hungry then too...but I'm almost always hungry.
except for today...matt and I went out for coffee before school!!! :D lol

Unnatural Child #1 said...

Riah, I don't think you're an anorexic, I think you're slipping a little down that path, and I want to fix your eating habits now so you don't end up strapped to a hospital bed with a feeding tube in your mouth.

Unnatural Child #1 said...

Okay, correction, that's being kinda drastic. I don't want you to eventually end up anorexic, or a chronic dieter, or whatever. Did you eat dinner tonight?

Roo said...

Ick, tubes down my throat? No thanks.

Thank you Kenz.

Yes, I just had dinner: soup with potatoes, beans, corn, celery and carrots and I drank some milk.

Unnatural Child #1 said...

Did you consume anything besides vegetables and food?

Unnatural Child #1 said...

I mean, vegetables and milk?

Roo said...

Bouillon seasoning.

Unnatural Child #1 said...

That's rabbit food. You can't survive on just vegetables, water, and bouillon.

Roo said...

There were a LOT of vegetables!

Anonymous said...

unnatural child, Mo is not anorexic! You should see her consume an entire package of banana pudding by herself in one day. Or see her around pasta salad. You should have seen her eat a entire easter basket of candy in a matter of hours (ok, that was years ago, and I did it too, but still...)