Dad: We're going to King Soopers. If you want a life, do your homework or I'll make your life miserable. School matters more than anything else.
Moriah: Hey, I'm back up to an A in Spanish!
Dad: Show me! *steals away computer and begins checking grades*
Moriah: See, Spanish - A!
Dad: That's barely an A! What the heck?! I want a good A!
Mom: Why do you have a missing there?
Moriah: Because I missed that we had to do the assignment.
Dad: WHY?!
Moriah: I didn't check the homework board.
Dad: *has fit about how stupid Moriah is*
Moriah: Argh.
Mom: Let's check the other grades!
Dad: Your As should be higher.
Moriah: Okay.
Mom and Dad: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE AN A IN MATH?
Moriah: Cause it's hard.
Mom and Dad: Get it up! *continue to harass Moriah*
Moriah: *resolves never to speak to these two unless absolutely necessary*
4 years ago
3 comments:
OMG, I'm so sorry.
I agree with Olive. That sounds like death... Go for a bike ride or something, I say- if they let you escape for that long. Love you!
Thanks. Seems a wee bit better now. Thanks!
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