So in case you didn't know, I carpool with 4 kids, 2 of which are these little 1st graders. And I've been trying to trick them for, like, I dunno, ever, but they're really smart little things and they don't believe a word I say. Like last time I tried to convince them that 2 + 2 really was equal to 5, and that they had been lied to their entire lives, but they concluded that 2 + 2 is still equal to 4, just I'm getting dumber. And they found the fact that I'm apparently stupid the funniest thing ever.
BUT! I have finally tricked them! I told one of them that he was ordered online at a baby shop, and that his mother asked for a little Chinese boy named Geoffrey. And that a stork dropped him onto the doorstep. Then he told me that that couldn't be true because he mom told him he came from an egg. So I told him that the stork laid and egg and that his mom had scrambled eggs for breakfast the next morning, so he got into her stomach and started growing. And then his mom threw him up. And now Geoffrey goes around proudly stating that he came from scrambled eggs. And the other little kid (named Brandon) has decided that he's alien spawn and that he was found in a dumpster. Aren't I good?
4 years ago
5 comments:
haha. yikes, olive.
Remind me to never let you gain custody of a child.
Well done.
that's hilarious.
Oh, don't worry. I'm not planning on having children. Annoying little creatures, in my mind. I shudder of thinking of having a child like myself. or my brother. My poor mother.
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