Things That Annoy Me

1. People who try to convince me not to be a vegetarian
2. People who try to convince me that global warming isn't real
3. Having to prep a room for painting
4. That I don't have the song "Goodnight My Angel" by Billy Joel
5. Political survey phone calls from Michigan
6. When we forget to buy stuff at the grocery store
7. Seventh position
8. When the Sharpie comes off my left big toe
9. Cold days in June
10. Dolly from Hello, Dolly! - she looks like Ms. Frizzle and therefore should act like Ms. Frizzle, not an annoying old lady who falls in love with a jerk and flirts with ancient waiters.