Quotes

These quotes are really sorta sad and mean, but they still made me laugh. I think they're a compilation of the things ppl have said on IM...

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste on you."

"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?"

"If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression."

"Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90)."