The State of Things (I thought I'd give this a try)

Dad: is remodeling the bathroom. Specifically, installing Wonderboard.

Mom: is remodeling the bathroom. Specifically, playing tool-gopher.

Ariel: is playing on FunTrivia.com

My hair: is shorter and wet.

The Knights of the Round Table: are running away from the cow-throwing French

Le Cancan Dancers: are fetchezd

My toes: are cold

The Diamond family: is in chaos, as usual

The Jones family: is preparing to have thier house trashed by a bunch of teenage girls

Jessica's story: is finished. Well, part one is.