Well, after all the business with McRiley, I decided to create some fun of my own.
Starting Monday, my locker will be completely decked out with a lower-level troll house!!!
It is beautiful, and full of fun-loving inhabitants.
The mother of the family is named Smurf, and is married to *coughs awkwardly* AJ.
They have a few kids, named Lil' Perp and Princess Diana. Their youngest is handicapped, wears a diaper and blue hair in braids that stick straight up, sleeps in the barn, and is named David.
Li'l Perp is in love with Fabio the Naked Musician, and Princess Diana is in love with their foreign exchange student Bruno. They have a pet cow, named Cowie.
Please don't go around telling people that I have tiny naked men in my locker. Because really, only one of them is completely nude!
On block days, we can spend passing period playing trolls!!! Haha.
Also: the list of memorable quotes from this week
"Part your legs please!"
"I have THE biggest, longest, thickest...ankle!!!"
"YOU! Pants off, NOW!"
"No heifer in here!"
"Please don't go around telling people that I have tiny naked men in my locker."
"Then you could weed the soccer field wearing nothing but tennis shoes!"
Please comment.
Well, that's aboot it.
Have a lovely night- I sure will!
4 years ago
6 comments:
Alright, but for reals, i want my troll back kenz. You guys stealing my stuff isn't funny anymore...it's annoying.
i know! And I can honestly say to you that i do not have your troll, and i was not a part of whoever took it this time! Kelsey, I'M ON YOUR SIDE WOMAN!!!
Thomas has it.
No! Everyone tells me one thing then goes and stabs me in the back! Kenz, Thomas, Aj, even YOU Moriah! No no no! The only person i can trust is McRiley! And now i don't even have her! *sob!* I just feel so alone!
How did I become involved in this?
I don't know, but even Katie was keeping her from me. Katie!
~Kelsifus
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