A few amusing quotes from the last month of my life (can't remember any others for now)

~"I wonder why no one is getting in line for the roller coaster on that ramp?" "Because that's the exit ramp, Kat." Me and Moriah. Blonde moments are so fun sometimes :).~

~"How is dabbing your eye with a wet napkin going to stop you from hyperventilating?" My cousin Eric. Don't ask the context...~

~"The minister's cat is a prune." Olive. I know it looks bizarre, but this seriously made my sister laugh for, no kidding, ten minutes straight. It still cracks her up whenever she hears it.~

Hope my sense of humor is compatible with yours :).