More Funny Quotes

"I wanna go look at juvenlie dinnerware!" ~ Ariel

"The French don't care what they do, actually, as long as they pronounce it properly." ~ Professor Henry Higgins, My Fair Lady

"What did you slip on?" "The floor." "You slipped on the floor?" "Yeah." ~ Me and Ariel

"Gretl, what happened to your finger?" "It got caught." "Caught in what?" "Fredrick's teeth." ~ Maria and Gretl, The Sound of Music