You know you go to P2P when...

When people play on their calculators and write programs for them for fun.

The cafeteria is also the theater, and the tables turn into theater seats.

You're just on the regular Honor Roll and you still feel very bad about yourself.

Character traits are posted in your classrooms.

You remember the time they tried to play music during lunch to make us a cooler school.

Gossip spreads as if the whole school were in a single hallway...oh, wait...

You can make jokes about tangents and derivatives and a) not get slapped and b) still have friends.

You live on the wild side by ditching access class.

It's perfectly normal to take more than three AP classes a year.

You can't buy food with cash

You take pre-calc and there are sixth graders in your class.

Pi day is pretty much a school holiday.