The Princess Bride

I recently saw the Princess Bride and I loved it. My favorite quotes:
"Your vote of confidence is overwhelming."
"Is this a kissing book?"
"I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."
"He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using."
"You've been mostly-dead all day."
"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"Buttercup: We'll never survive. Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."
"The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed."
"My way's not very sportsman-like."
"Miracle Max: Wait. Wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers? Inigo Montoya: Humiliations galore! Miracle Max: That is a noble cause."
"Yes you're very smart. Shut up."
"I fight gangs for local charities and stuff."
"Inconcievable!"