Funny Quotes From My Life

Funny Quotes From My Life:
-There are no stupid comments. Only stupid people?
-Wow, it's not that often someone whistles in my math class. It's like going up to a math problem and saying "Hey math problem, you're so sexy!"
- I got a cup of water... and put water in it...
- Guys, my butt cheek fell asleep...
- I hate it when your sweater eats your breakfast.
- The fridge broke the light switch today...
- My laps are chipped!
- Nolan Snarfs Llama Slop
- Constructive Boredom
- Dude, Jaron's pants hurt, don't ever try them!